With the presidential election just three weeks away, comedian Lewis Black took to “The Daily Show” to air his frustration with undecided voters.
Black was a regular on the show beginning in 1996, where he became well-known for his “Back in Black” segments, which featured his signature comedic rants on political and cultural issues. Black’s contributions spanned the tenures of hosts Craig Kilborn, Jon Stewart, and Trevor Noah, making him one of the show’s longest-standing correspondents.
In his signature rant, Black mocked those still deliberating on their choice, using his humor to highlight what he sees as a baffling phenomenon in a highly polarized political climate.
“We still have no idea who the (expletive) is gonna win! And that’s all thanks to one very special group of morons,” Black exclaimed during his segment, openly venting his exasperation with voters who, despite two years of campaigning, remain on the fence. He likened undecided voters to people at an ice cream shop “asking for 12 mini spoon samples” before deciding on a flavor, saying, “It’s a $3 cone, (expletive).“
Given the extensive media coverage and political debates that have characterized this election cycle, the comedian expressed disbelief at how anyone could still be uncertain. In a jab at voters still conducting research, Black quipped, “Go ahead, do your own research. Hopefully, the library will let you huff paint inside.”
Black also attacked the impact of celebrity endorsements on voter decisions, referring to an undecided voter who was swayed by Taylor Swift’s endorsement. He criticized relying on celebrities for political guidance, adding, “If you’re waiting for a Kardashian to tell you who to vote for, go ahead and sit this one out.”
In a tone of exasperated finality, Black urged undecided individuals on election day to stay home and refrain from voting, effectively wrapping up his rant with a sense of resignation.